Ascension Crunch
Ascension Crunch
$3.95
Introducing Ascension Crunch—the energy bar that elevates your snack time to a celestial level. Each bar is packed with sunseeds, cosmic kale, and quinoa, offering a burst of enlightenment with every bite. Perfect for the spiritually attuned or anyone seeking a taste of the cosmos. Ascension Crunch: where sublime nutrition meets cosmic wellness. The official snack of the Galactic Federation!
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